Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

That's What Happens When You Hire a Media Whore, Plus Tab Clearing.

President* Donald Trump is growing increasingly irritated with lawyer Rudy Giuliani’s frequently off-message media blitz, in which he has muddied the waters on hush money paid to porn actress Stormy Daniels and made claims that could complicate the president’s standing in the special counsel’s Russia probe.
I don't know of Rudy handling a criminal case since he became mayor about 25 years ago. One would be hard-pressed to hire Rudy to defend a parking case.
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New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman has resigned following allegations of assault by four women.

The New Yorker magazine published a report quoting the women, two of them ex-girlfriends, who accused Mr Schneiderman, 63, of hitting them.
Scneiderman said it was consensual contact. But he's stepping down anyway. There's going to be quite a bit of schadenfreude about the this, considering that Schneiderman was going after Harvey Weinstein for using his power to abuse women.
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The First Lady's office apparently plagiarized a child safety booklet from the Obama Administration. They had to retitle the booklet to remove her authorship credit.

Still, I have to wonder about the optics of Mrs. Trump promoting an initiative to train kinds to be kind and not be bullies when one considers that she's married to the Chief Pussy-Grabber and a man whose pretty much trademarked bullying as a method of operation in all phases of his life. Nobody has ever accused Trump of being a kind man.

3 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Sessions kinda stepped on her message about protecting and nurturing children an hour later when he announced that undocumented children will henceforth be taken from their parents at the border.

-Doug in Oakland

Comrade Misfit said...

Sessions is like a sawed-off Jesse Helms: All of the bigotry in a much smaller package.

barney said...

This is what happens when America elects, for the first time in it's history, a proven ignoramus.