Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

If You Want Me, Imma Gonna Be Hiding in the Basement.

Read this.

It'll happen. Because people are stupid.

9 comments:

Nangleator said...

Modifying the Drake Equation... The Fermi Paradox not looking so paradoxical anymore...

Stewart Dean said...

The Masque of the Red Death........

dinthebeast said...

My friend Eric, who is a microbiologist, seems to think it's a bit more involved than the way it's being described, but had no theoretical objections to the idea.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

You can't hide in the basement where it's dank and wet and humid and a good environment for germs. achoo.

Deadstick said...

Oh, shit.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

http://i558.photobucket.com/albums/ss29/Volstagg01/Religion%20Irony_zpsbkks1yk9.gif

B said...

Probably not gonna happen tomorrow, but probably before we all die.

Gonna take a bit more than a high school diploma, but not that much more either.

The New York Crank said...

Thanks for the plug, Comrade Misfit.

Zendo Deb said...

Not because they are stupid, but because some of them are evil enough to want the worst to happen.