Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Historical Moron-in-Chief

"Our relationship with Russia is worse now than it has ever been, and that includes the Cold War."-- so sayeth Twittering Donnie.

So he was shacked up with a hooker during the Cuban Missile Crisis? Or they never mentioned the Berlin Blockade when he was sleeping though his classes at NYMA?

Of course, he blames Robert Mueller for it all.

Too bad we can't get a chorus of a thousand or so schoolkids to stand outside the Whitehouse and chant, in a sing-song: "Donnie's going to jail!"

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