Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, March 12, 2018

Ya Think?

Highly likely Moscow behind attack, says Theresa May.
But don't worry. Trump and his duty mouthpiece, Huckabee-Sanders, will issue statements saying that it's fake news. As soon as Donnie gets his marching orders from his handler.

3 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novichok_agent

Dark Avenger said...

Well, we’ve killed people in the past, so I can’t bring myself to condemn the Russians. /s

Stewart Dean said...

....and those fingers are awful cold
http://www.gocomics.com/mikeluckovich/2018/03/13