Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809
8 comments:
As ever, I am laughing at the "superiority".
I didn't think conservatives did irony.
"no one has done more than President Trump to prove that white people are not superior."
Always amuses me to see how many people don't do satire.
;-)
I've been dropping links to this into comments, and yes, a couple of times I felt the need to explain that it was satire.
-Doug in Oakland
You owe me a kkeyboard.
Shoulda put up a warning.
Heh heh.
Hahaha, hehehe, hohoho. It's just a "joke".
Certainly is.
"The Borowitz Report" wasn't enough warning?
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