Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, April 10, 2017

Satire is Dead in the Age of Trump

WASHINGTON—After ordering the first U.S. military attack against the regime of Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad, President Donald Trump held a press conference Friday to express his full confidence that the airstrike had completely wiped out the lingering Russian scandal.

3 comments:

D. said...

Nimbler brains than mine will have to tackle that one. Although there is a mental image of Trump with two giant (labelled) fans doing a signalman's "dance" (very stiff-armed) and yelling "Watch the fans!" while his suit melts off that might suffice if I could draw.

Satire is very difficult when those to be ridiculed are more ridiculous or more malign than anyone can imagine.

Nangleator said...

This picture is too perfect for every one of his foreign adventures:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwsPg04XUAAn_GV.jpg

Comrade Misfit said...

So is this one:

https://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/files/2017/01/0125_Trump5.jpg&w=1484