Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Whining and Unhinged

Trump took to Twitter Thursday morning to claim Hillary Clinton somehow got the debate questions ahead of time
Trump, the Frank Burns* of this campaign, thinks that a moderator who works for Fox News tipped off Clinton?

Is he smoking crack?
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* "Oh, now damn it, Henry. Frank Burns is a menace! Every time a patient croaks on him, he says it's God's will or somebody else's fault."

3 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Ivanka tRump as Hot Lips?

Old NFO said...

Well, Brazil DID pass a question to Hillary... Even if she lied her ass off and threw the race card on national TV last night when asked about it. So he should get at least one back...

Marc said...

As stated elsewhere, were any of the questions a surprise? I didn't think so. So, you have one person who has been preparing their whole life for the position, and then you have...Trump. Claiming the dog ate his homework would have been better than the word salad he served up. But, he was playing to the base, not to any other segment of the electorate.